Song of the Day

NIXON'S NATIONAL ANTHEM (tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)

My name is Richard Nixon, I'd make quite a president,
Extending freedom round the world, it won't cost you a cent.
I'll poke Nikita in the nose and punch Pope John for Lent.
America's heart is sound.

(Chorus) President of all the people. No Jesuits beneath my steeple.
Just happy, happy, happy people. Avoid complacency.

I've seen tears upon the faces of half a million Poles.
I've been expectorated on in sundry foreign holes.
Let's remember Alger Hiss and to hell with Chester Bowles.
America's heart is sound.